The Official Free Geek WebPage

Real ultimate power

Hi, this site is about Free Geek. REAL FREE GEEK. This site is awesome. My name is Matthew and I can't stop thinking about Free Geek. Free Geek is cool, and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

FACTS:

  1. Free Geek is full of mammals
  2. Free Geek recycles and reuses computers ALL THE TIME
  3. The purpose of Free Geek is to flip out and smash computers
Weapons and gear:

Builders

Old Systems Linux
Testimonial: Free Geek can recycle any electronics they want! Free Geek smashes systems all the time and doesn't even think twice about it! These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. One time, I was in the warehouse, and when an ugly computers face plate dropped off, Dave destroyed all the computers on the shelf. My friend Martin said he once saw Vagrant totally smash a computer because someone tried to put windows on it.

And that's what I call REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe me that Free Geek has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will smash your harddrive. It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Free Geek is sooooooo sweet I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it in my heart. Free Geek is totally awesome and that's a fact. Free Geek is smooth, fast, hot, dusty. powerful and based on consensus decision making. I can't wait to start typing next year. I love Free Geek with all my body (including my pee-pee).

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with Free Geek?
A: Free Geek is the ultimate Paradox. On the one hand it is friendly and laid back, but on the other hand they have a %99 recycle or refurbish rate.

Q: I heard that Free Geek is always cruel or mean. What's their problem? A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other community based recycling programs, Free Geek can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What do Free Geekers do when they aren't recycling computers?
A: Most of their free time is spent reading comic books, but sometimes they drink sangria (ask Jhasen if you don't believe me)

This is a picture of my friend Laurel wearing a viking hat. She is a lot older than me, and has met CowboyNeal, which is bragable.



Link to the directory of ninja parody parodies: http://brianx.com/realultimatepower.html

Link to the "real" official Free Geek page: www.freegeek.org