Current Officeholders Bios: Get me the fuck outta here! I wanna go home... Head (Ad)Minister Meeneen Uncanny prodigy girl who woke one day to find that she had it up to her eyeballs about not being able to walk to get a coffee without being menaced by bad smelling kidz. She snapped & this entity known as S.A.L. was born. With her right-hand man Big Daddy & all of her strong & loyal supporters at her back...she vows, "Victory (& some new duds) is ours!" Resistance is futile, you silly Circle A wearing goons...we're comin' for you! Big Daddy Eradicator Ray Unassuming on the surface, but a seething mass of Anarchistic chaos lies just below the surface. He was the only choice for Number One of this swift & effective little brigade. Recruiter, collaborator, and scourge cleaner. He is a stellar example of all that S.A.L. stands for. Next on tap for "The Eradicator" will be conferring with the militant splinter faction that has approached S.A.L., a whole new meaning to Soldier o' Fortune is be born. Chief Propaganda Goil What position holds more power & influence? There aren't too many. Being S.A.L.'s primary source for getting the message out. The Goil can be seen here, there, & everywhere. Flyers in hand, flame-thrower strapped across her back. "Ammo for Everyone" is her motto. She is quite possibly one of the most important representatives, as she is the most public figure of all the current officeholders. She does her job & she does it well! Der Kommissar *Chomp* S.A.L.'s free-luvin', sugar daddy, & chief financial backer. Strategist extraordinaire, unwittingly yet willingly recruited into the ranks of the righteous. Der has taken up the fight with true zealously and enthusiasm. Never at a loss to take the reins & get the job done. He is currently planning the "Second Wave Strike Zone" in the wake of the Northwest eradication victory. Keep your eyes on this one...sharp, savvy, streetwise. rabid rabbi naes Scene reporter & commentary giver par excellence. naes & his cohorts are always first to keep HQ updated of the latest & greatest squat trends & happenings. Never once to mince words in the face of a plea for spare change, the rabbi is the one to go to for all of the wittiest responses. His contributions are highly valued, as are those of his affiliates where his branch of S.A.L. lies. A true example of the cause. Beautiful! The Reviewcutioner This lil' hell kitty is the review goddess. She pens (in her own inimitable style) movie, show, and local happenings that are so important to the organization keeping abreast of all that is new & integral to S.A.L.'s success. See can often be spotted, side by side with Der Kommisar, keeping their neck o' the woods safe & aiding in the preparation of the Second Wave. Another valuable & necessary trooper in the cause. Salud!