Burnside Skatepark                                                     Under Burnside Bridge, Portland, OR.
Since S.A.L. is headquartered in the Great NorthWest, with our satellite office in lovely So Califas. It is my honor to announce the first strike point being the infamous squatter's hole known under the guise o' the "Burnside Skatepark." Yeah, like that is going to throw us off on our quest! Who has a skatepark under a bridge anyway? After that the destruction of "Pioneer Courthouse Square," which as a bonus will take out countless yuppies as well, so in essence it is a win-win situation anyway you look at it.