True, you may be asking yourself, "What in the hell is S.A.L.!" Well, we are here to tell you. You have stumbled onto the Squatter Annihilation League, where we are humbly known as "The Stormtroopers O' Squat Eradication." We at S.A.L. having been working both diligently and tireless to wipe the scourge of the modern day punk movement off the streets and back into the caves where they belong. We would love to have you join our ranks and become part of this ever growing fight. If you become a member today, you will receive as a signing bonus: your very own flame-thrower and a baggie full of shiny spikes taken of the leather of last weeks prey.