If only they were all this easy. Bob Vander Plaats, the Republican candidate for lieutentant governor, kindly made my election day duties just a wee bit easier: Vander Plaats supports teaching intelligent design.

Dear Bob:

We at Progressive Reactionaries appreciate your applying for the position of Lieutenant Governor for the state of Iowa.

Unfortunately, we interviewed many applicants and intend to select another individual whose credentials and qualifications were better suited to our needs.

Thus we will not be voting for you, but thank you for your interest.

If a need arises for us to contact you in the future, we will do so and you have our continued good wishes.

Very truly yours,


Thank you. Next!


Posted by David Fleck at 16 October 2006 09:07 PM
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