
The picnic ground was crowded. Most of the people there appeared to have come off of a large unmarked white tour bus, and all were speaking Italian.
(Parenthetical note that shall become the remainder of this post: A striking thing on this trip was the shifting proportions in cultural and ethnic affiliation among park visitors at the various parks and monuments we visited. In southern Utah, it seemed – no actual data were collected, or anything – that most visitors to the park were speaking Spanish, French or Italian. In fact, we wondered a few times if it wasn't the same group of French and Italian tourists following roughly our same route. Either way, people speaking American-accented English were a distinct minority in Bryce, and maybe about 50% of the population in Canyonlands and Arches. I suspect Zion and Bryce get more of the tourist trade by virtue of being about a day's drive from Las Vegas. A lot of the RV's we saw in Utah – and we saw lots of RV's – were rental RV's with California plates. We assumed that tourists fly to Los Angeles or Las Vegas, pick up their RV, and lumber off to Utah with them.
The relatively large numbers of French-speakers surprised me; if anything, my prior experiences in national parks had me braced for yet another lecture from some backpack-toting German about how Americans didn't properly appreciate the National Park System (true enough, I'll grant). The proportions of the various (presumptive) nationalities changed as we headed from one park to another. In Sequoia, there were more 'murkins, maybe 60% or so, and most of the apparent foreigners were speaking Chinese (quite loudly, I might add). In Yosemite, German accents finally showed up, as well as British and 'Strine – the proportion of foreign accents crept upwards of 50% again. When we moved inland, the proportions of presumptive foreigners dropped - to maybe 25% (Chinese and German) in Grand Teton, and 40% or so in Yellowstone. When we moved deeply inland, to Little Bighorn and Badlands, I didn't notice any non-North American accents at all.)
When we went to Death Valley, we were told (and subsequently found) that most others there were foreign (mostly Europeans). That's because we went in August in order to savor the authentic Death Valley experience. Also, that's when we could go. Most Real Americans sensibly go in the winter.
Which, it turns out, is also when the people who named it were there. And they only had one old guy die while they were there. I was expecting a spectacular history of starvation, thirst, cholera, alkali poisoning, and maybe cannibalism. Stoopid pioneers.
Posted by: Angie Schultz on October 11, 2006 01:06 PM
Stoopid pioneers.Yeah, they were probably making up all that other stuff too – blizzards, no indoor plumbing, no TV, yadda yadda, sure, pops – we already know "walking through the snow to school" was a monstrous lie; upon how many other such falsehoods is this so-called "great" "republic" "founded"!?!?.
Posted by: David Fleck on October 12, 2006 06:53 AM