Alien Corn: !HOT SHE-MALE LIBERTARIANS!

!HOT SHE-MALE LIBERTARIANS! ("She-male" is spelled with a hyphen, yes?) Apparently, there was a 'buzzworthy' weblog out there run by someone calling themselves "Libertarian Girl". Also apparently, "Libertarian Girl" was not, in fact, a girl, or female in any way, although his devotion to Libertarianism can probably be judged by his self-description: "an unemployed man without a wife or girlfriend still living with my parents despite being over the age of 30".

The now-exposed impersonator, typing away in his parents' dank basement, compares the heady days in the footlights to his previous blog experience:

When I had a blog as my real self, no one linked to me, no one left any comments, it was as if the blog existed in a vacuum. But things were different for Libertarian Girl... It’s ten times easier for a woman’s blog to become popular.

The major life lesson learned: "Whenever I see an attractive woman with a successful career, I’ll remember the experience of this blog and assume that she didn’t really get there on merit, just her looks." Right. OK, Moira, it's up to you. Get out there, show some leg, make us popular!

(Via Joe Gandelman.)

Posted by David Fleck at 16 February 2005 08:39 PM

Comments

To be honest, I really don't care how gorgeous Moira is.

(She is gorgeous, right?)

Posted by: CGHill on February 17, 2005 08:35 PM

Of course she is. Now, do you promise to double your visits to this site?

Posted by: David Fleck on February 18, 2005 07:03 AM

Hubba hubba! My visit rate will double! (Please don't take that the wrong way, whichever way that is.)

Posted by: Thomas Nephew on February 18, 2005 11:36 AM

IIRC Moira once posted a tiny pic of herself, which alone would have been enough to keep me visiting this blog for years. Of course the alligator porn and Kennewick Man gossip only add to her allure. Not to mention the vultures. What red-blooded male blogger can resist?

Posted by: Jonathan on February 18, 2005 09:39 PM

I am here. And shortly, I am here again. :)

Posted by: CGHill on February 18, 2005 09:42 PM