Youse all can speak however you like. I ain't kidding.
Posted by: Jonathan on January 15, 2004
Beware the Language Police who would have us cast English in stone! They are same people who would have complained when Willie the Shake turned nouns into verbs and vice versa.
English is a mutt of a language, barely a step above a pidgin, with slovenly grammar, peripatetic sentence structure and spelling straight out a nightmare. It also has a CostCo-sized vocabulary and rules made to be broken without losing any of its meaning.
Put me down as pro-"ain't" and any other slang expression that achieves wide parliance. As long as I can understand what you are saying, go crazy, man!
Posted by: J. on January 18, 2004