Hate mail? You want hate mail? Anything to oblige.
You, you...um, just a minute, it'll come to me. Ah, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
Rats, I guess I just don't have enough enthusiasm. You'll have to do something hateful first.
Posted by: Michael Lonie on February 19, 2003
C'mon, Moira. If you want hate mail, let us have it right in the chops. Say something good about Jimmy Carter.
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto on February 20, 2003
God, I know the feeling. If you aren't irritating the hell out of someone, what is the point, really?
Posted by: Andrew Northrup on February 20, 2003
After almost a year, I finally got my first hate mail. It said, "you are sick". Wow.
If it's any consolation, I don't get much mail of any kind. I'd guess one email per 1500 unique IP's. Who the hell is reading my site, I want to know?
Buncha scaredy-cat wimps, that's who. Afraid I'll insult them or something.
Posted by: dipnut on February 20, 2003
I'll send you hate mail if you send me some...I haven't had any good hate mail since I was trolling the abortion newsgroups (it was a long time ago, I swear! I've reformed!).
Posted by: surlybird on February 20, 2003
Thanks one and all. I feel so loved and wanted now. .
Posted by: Moira on February 24, 2003